Oxnard—This was a big week for me. First, the big news, I passed another pre-transplant test, the psychological examination.
I was ready to deal with the exam with jokes; things like saying I have an uncontrollable urge to wear Janis’s underpants, but they are way too big.
That joke builds, and I was planning to say her underpants are deceiving, because Janis has such a flat ass, I would be able to fit in her bloomers.
This joke continues when I work the crowd from the stand-up stage, mentioning a former girlfriend, Lorraine, who used to grab my rear end and call me girlie butt.
If that’s not enough, I will wander into the crowd, and behind a wife, girlfriend, or date, and say to the guy, Stop looking at my butt. Good crowd members will blow me a kiss.
Then, it’s a role reversal, and standing behind the guy, looking at the girl, saying “stop looking at my girlie butt,” which embarrasses girls.
This is a portion of my next challenge, returning to the stand-up stage after 30 years. I rolled off about 45 minutes of material while delivering the paper. These are a few samples.
The show…
